Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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