Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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