Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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