I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
The power of my boobs compel you
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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