Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
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