new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
he high fived his dick after we had sex
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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