I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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