omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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