I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i was born a porn star she said
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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