Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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