White coat. Heels.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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