It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Randomize
