...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Randomize
