She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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