dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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