Just fell off a train. Bad.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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