i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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