i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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