I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
This is my gift to your gina
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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