BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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