i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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