Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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