My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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