he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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