I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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