if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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