ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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