I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
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