Midget sex pt 2 tonight
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
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