Having a random hookup so left but love u
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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