did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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