420 ftw
i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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