The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
