i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Randomize