Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
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