idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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