i just google imaged poop.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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