sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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