In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
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The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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