the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
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I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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