I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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