So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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