your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Randomize
