Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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