No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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