If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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