Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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