My nipple is on Facebook.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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