you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
