marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
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He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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