She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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