So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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