It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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